Funny Quotes about women made by men

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Here is a compilation of some Funny Quotes about women made by men. Let’s not take them very seriously, enjoy the fun part instead. So let’s start reading those witty and humorous quotes about ladies penned by men.

” My wife finds it hard to envision me as the end product of millions of years of evolution” – Bob Barnes

” Of all my wife’s relations I like myself the best.” – Joe Cook

“In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.” – Woody Allen

” The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.” – Colin Chapman

” Brigands demand your money or your life – women require both.” – Samuel Butler

” The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – Joseph Cossman

” God made Adam before Eve because he didn’t want any advice on the matter” – Patrick Murray

“Women are called the opposite sex because when you want to do anything they want to do the opposite.” – Corey Ford

Take away

Hope you liked the collection of funny quotes about women made by men. Enjoying the fun part without being very serious – I believe that is what the readers should do. Because these gentlemen have shared their views about their wives or women in common, probably based on their own experience. Now if you want to share this please do this using the share buttons on this pages. Also, visit our other posts. Thank you.